septembre 2009

my nights are more beautiful than your days...

Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. Everywhere I’m seeing girls who want to make me jealous with their supernatural blondness. What’s going on here? This season, everyone’s gone platinum blonde.

Aaaah la la. This is giving me goosebumps.

I think this is absolutely sublime. It’s totally rock and angelic at the same time and I get the impression that all platinum blondes automatically have a life much more fascinating than mine. 100% sure. All of them. It’s gotta be.

So there you have it. If one day I take a nose dive into a bucket of bleach, at least you’ll know why.

Bonne journée!

Translation : Tim Sullivan

Glamorama

Fashion is a very organized little world. There are ways and costumes, kings and queens, jesters and princesses, there’s an etiquette, a code, you never can learn it all, and it’s oddly fascinating. Contrary to what we might think, most of the people are delicate and distinguished. It’s fashionable to be detached. But everything is seen, everything is known.

The front row of the runway shows is the be all and end all best place to see the clothes. After the third row, you don’t see the shoes anymore and after the fifth, you’re lucky if you can get a look at the hair styles. The seats up front are coveted. Because they’re also the seats the most seen. You get them with celebrity, through experience or sheer will. They crystallize many dramas and give rise to many wonderful crises of the ego.

This season, the designers for Dolce & Gabbana had a revelation. In talking with clients, they realized their clients spent a lot of time on the internet, were incredibly informed, wanted everything to go quickly and were ready to buy right away. They realized that it was a new age and one need advance with the time.

They decided to open their giant doors to four bloggers.

Voilà. That’s how Tommy, Brian, Scott and I ended up in the cherished front row seats for the D&G and Dolce & Gabbana shows.

It was a really strange feeling, especially because they pulled out a good amount of pomp and circumstance. At the first show, they left four laptops, perfectly lined up in front of our chairs. We were the only ones out of everyone at the show to be entitled to that special treatment. But I never comment on a show during a show and as you know, I only tweet orally, haha.

But although suddenly being catapulted onto the A-list of a prestigious design house is really validating, it’s also really embarrassing. And in this universe of set codes and delicately kept rights-of-passages, it pisses everyone off just a little.

But after all, why not? Except for the fact that after a few seconds and a few cross looks, I don’t think we wanted to be the incarnation of this new age. Stay discrete, do things at my own pace, and keep on caring less where my seat is at a show.

But that’s how it is. And when someone gives you a gift as complicated as this to open, you have to know just how to accept it.

I took the opportunity to see the other side of everything from backstage and the VIP room, where they pamper all the celebrities before the show.

On the wall, a photo of Monica Vitti, signed. I couldn’t resist.

I also wanted to meet Stefano and Demenico. First and foremost, I wanted to thank them, but then I wanted their point of view on this micro-happening. As they were the first to roll out the red carpet for bloggers, I really wanted to know what they thought… I wanted to know if their arms were truly open.

This was before I took into account their incredible charisma. I was won over the second I shook their hands. This is why I’ll never be a journalist: I have absolutely zero objectivity. I asked them a whole bunch of questions, and I definitely liked their fresh answers. Just as I said up top, for them, everything is about the clients. If their clients like the internet, it’s about time for them to get interested as well.

And what they want in the end is to communicate their idea. What they were saying was that it isn’t just a runway show to them, it’s an idea, an inspiration. They like the idea that you can find inspiration for a dress Dolce and buy a vintage one for 2 €  at the market. And for them, the internet is the most direct way to communicate their concept.

Just for you, here’s the inspiration wall, found backstage. A beautiful collection and an homage to their beginnings and their “Italianité.”

Oh, and a little glimpse of the gigantic catwalk seen from the VIP room.

and here’s me, in a JOGGING SHIRT, with Stefano and Domenico, happy that I had my crazy-ass fashiony shoes to make up for it.

A moment I really liked just before leaving was the moment where the whole team got together to watch the show. Amazing ambiance, Scott had to pull me by the collar to get me to peel myself away.

And there you go, funny little adventure for me, cute and very interesting at the same time. I was wondering what you’d think of everything. But what I remember most were the lacquered walls, the black lace and red lips, that film-like music. And then the eyes of Sofia.

Translation : Tim Sullivan

Ciao Milano!

+ I have no idea what to wear anymore. It’s been more than two weeks now that I’ve been schlepping the same clothes everywhere I go. They’ve lost all their luster to me. I can’t stand them anymore! I hate them!

+ I have no idea how much I weigh. I won’t get on any scale other than the one at my house. Tomorrow, return to Paris = verdict. Two weeks of restaurants and 18 sorbets behind me… Okay, that’s enough, change the subject.

+ I have no idea what season it is. Amazing weather + sorbets on the run + summer collections = I get the urge to buy a swimsuit and wear sandals.

+ I have no idea who I am anymore. Me, who only likes grey, I want some Peter Pilotto and some Pucci. I can always dream, but right now, I want lots of colors and prints.

+ I have no idea how to speak Italian anymore but I know that here, ciao means hello AND goodbye. That’s exactly how I’ve lived this Milanese fashion week. Clic, clac! Ciao! Ciao! It’s over!

+ I hate taxis in Milan. They’re too expensive, too fast and they never take you where you want to go. I’ll never stop mouthing off at them in my amazing italian vernacular, made up from a mix of Corsican and Spanish. It makes them laugh. Bastards.

+ I hate shopping. It’s official. I never find anything that works on me, and then everything I like is WAY too expensive. I’m much better at doing it for others, terrible for myself. Anyone want to be my personal shopper?

+ I hate packing. Especially because I was already over the weight limit when I left and 3 fashion weeks have claimed victory over shopping aversion. It’s gonna be my computer or my new jacket… Or should I just pile everything on top of myself? Yeah, there ya go. Layers. Classy. I’ll do that.

+ I hate my new shoes. So beautiful, so high and so laced up. They tear up my feet so completely that when I wear them, I can’t think of anything but what’s on my feet. Fashion, it’ll drive you crazy head to…

+ I love Italy. I love the style, the refinement and the Italian bursts of laughter. I love their way of wearing color. I love their salads with orange pieces and I want to do my next fashion week on a Vespa.

+ I love taking the train. It’s long and there’s nothing to do, besides watch the blue line of the Alpes = I love it. If, on top of that, you’ve got a giant picnic with you and a cute companion and a bottle of white wine, it’s more than just a trip, it’s the art of travel. Think Orient Express, Audrey Tautou & Chanel N°5: A slightly drunken version, too perfect.

+ I love three new trends: legs coming out to breathe, flats, and layering sheer clothes.

+ I love big jewelry. I want some big jewelry and I want a clutch! My god, what kind of woman of the world in 2009 could live without a clutch?

+ I love returning to Paris. We still have one of the most beautiful, most exciting, longest, and craziest fashion weeks of all. Everyone waits for it, everyone gets everything ready, weeks of preparation, everyone… but me.

Oh shit still… What am I going to wear?!!

Raaah, my life is entirely too complicated. Big hugs, bonne journée!

Translation : Tim Sullivan

Electric Ladyland

1987, Mama. Dream body, sculpted to perfection. The shoulder pads couldn’t fit through the door*. More work than there was ever time for. A Golf convertible, three kids, a Vuitton bag, a Mugler blazer, 35 Philip Morris Bleues a day, bursts of laughter, all leading to an electric life.

A deep tan worked at with dry oil, heavy gold jewelry, unbelievable swimsuits, perfectly tailored, zip up, florescent, with a turtle neck designed by Stéphanie de Monaco. The brand was Pool Position, and I’m still recovering from that pun, it was that fantastic. Fantastic!

Yeah okay, so I was young.

I think it’s funny to see this style come back in flashes: shoulder pads, really pointy shoes, curly hair, studs, or neoprene. Back in the day, I remember seeing my mom and her friends dressed up in Montana. I liked it. They almost looked like cartoon characters. True wonderwomen almost surreal.

Honestly, it scared me just a little. I liked the idea that my mom was invincible, stronger than everyone, but then again, it always made me want her to get into a nice checkered apron and make delicious baked goods. But in the end, my dad had a way in the kitchen. And looked great in checkered aprons.

I love that, these dresses tailored to the millimeter on the lines of the body, strong femininity. I want Lisa Marie’s skirt, up above. I already have the pointy shoes and I’m going to get a pair of biker shorts**.

Yep. But don’t even ask. NEVER IN MY LIFE will I lift weights !

But then, I dunno… When styles come back like that years later, are they empty of their original meaning? What do you think of the 80s powerwoman? Does she get you dreaming? She scare you? She amuse you? What does she inspire in you?

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* You have no idea the caliber of women’s shoulders back in the day. The last time I went digging through my mom’s closet to find her electric blue Montana blazer, I liked it alright. But the shoulder pads were HUUUUGGGEEEE! I told my mom about it. She looked at me with eyes wide open and said, “Oh, but I had already taken half of them out!”

** It’s horrible, but I love it!

Translation : Tim Sullivan

Front Row ! Flash ! Blop ! Wiiiz !

Oh man, these fashion weeks are going by in a blink. I’m already in Milan! But I gotta keep you up to date on the last developments in London. A little synopsis of everything lived, done, and heard between the start of the Burberry show and just before leaving the after-party, completely drunk at…

9 p.m.

You don’t change out a winning team. Yeah fine, have your fun Alexa.

-A funny thing happened to me: my seat at the show was right behind Anna Wintour. So besides being able to sift through every pore of her most serene skin, I could gaze at, right there infront of me, Alexa C., Frida P., Mary Kate O., Liv T., Emma W., Gwyneth P., and Posh S.

-What does everyone do before a megastarred show? You tweet. Okay, except for me, my Blackberry is way too small. So just to blend in, I tweet orally.

-Overheard –> Gwyneth Paltrow to Anna Wintour [Just an FYI, It was Gwyneth who got up to go say hello to Anna. Ha, everything in its right place.], “Anna, I’m so happy to see you. Your last movie was so amaaaaazing!!”

- And no, I didn’t have my camera. I had to make a choice : thigh high boots or camera. So thigh highs it was. To make up for it, I thought I’d give you photos of my three favorite socialites. With always a special love shout-out to my dear Alexa, who’s always a ray of sunlight, really, the coolest girl on earth. And Dree Hemingway, just… wow.

- Wow… In her Zara shirt. And of course, as you wouldn’t expect less from me, I made may way over to the nearest Zara to try it on. No idea why, but it didn’t fall on me the same way.

- Anna W., according to Gwyneth P., will soon be Oscared up!

- The thing about my Stella McCartney tight high boots (yep)(no but seriously girl)(ok, I’ll tell you about ‘em), is that they come up so high that everyone picks up my skirt to see just how high they go. Next time, I’m wearing smiley panties.

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At Charles Anastase