So as I had made that promise that I would take care of myself, that the season is perfect for this and that I am in Paris, I payed a visit to my dermatologist that I love as much as I exhaust her with my questions.

No, really.

I arrived there with list as long as a day of June typed on my Iphone, with all the little imperfections I could find on my face, with geo-localisation and all. I won’t copy the list here cause I do care a little about my reputation, but I can give you an exemple because, like Pete Doherty, I don’t care so much about my reputation.

“On forehead right side up 3cm from the brow, a little spot that seems to be permanent”

Oh, shut up. You speak all the dermatologico-medical langage you can.

Aaaah, my dermato (as we say in France). She’s nice.

She looked at my list, looked at my skin, and told me : Your skin is very good. It’s just exhausted. The only thing you need is to :

Stop water.

I almost started to cry. I’ve been told for years that water is not good for my skin (is it good for anybody’s skin ?) but I resist. I rebel. For me, being clean equals using water and something that foams a lot. I knew that one day at the turn of my century, I would pay the price of my mindlessness, but not unlike Pete Doherty, I prefered to ignore the advice of people who cared for me.

I was always choosing the dark side of the force, and that is to say : WATER.

Well anyway. I won’t make a list of the lotions my dermato gave me to turn me into this new woman with naturally photoshopped skin – like Pete Doherty I like to try things on myself first.

I won’t tell you either the endless dilemmas I’ve had to face since I’ve stopped water, like, I wash my hair, how do I do to not have water drip on my face, huh ? Or the terrible relapses I’ve had when I am under the shower and can’t help but put my face directly under the full pressure with a stupid smile – A crime against the skin of my dreams, but that’s hey that’s my doggy side : I just love to do that.

Have you ever quit water? Is there any patch or acupuncture for that? Is it really possible that one day I will forget the pleasure of splashing my face with water and some of that wonderful Caudalie foaming cleanser?

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Oh, yeah, as for our friend the “On forehead right side up 3cm from the brow, little spot that seem to be permanent”, here is my dermato’s answer :

In our dermatologico-medical langage, we call that a beauty spot. Garance. Relax.